Conservative Christians are idiots, and today I was reminded of that. PETA had a public presentation in which they argued that because people who don't eat meat have more problems with impotence, vegetarianism is the way to go for Valentine's Day. They did this in El Paso, Texas.

The comments of people who are proclaiming God's message on this story is astounding. "What if my children see?" Oh, the horror. Your children could see what? That there are women who kiss each other? Jesus, I hope they don't go to college. The chance that these women actually are lesbians is pretty slim. They're more likely just two girls who've been pushed to make out in public - kind of like drunk kissing to get the attention of a boy. It's a publicity stunt plain and simple, and these kooks are concerned that their children may see same-sex couples kissing.

Conservative Christians miss the point entirely. They're so hyped-up over the sexuality that they don't understand they're giving PETA the attention they're craving. And God knows, they'd never understand that convervative Christians and PETA both are from the same ilk and that they exploit women in the same way.